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Destroying Test Valley One Tarmacked Field At A Time *Parody*

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
7h

Cycle lanes replacing road? That’s just re-tyre-diculous! All that lovely tarmac going to waste. My dreams of a concrete utopia are cycling away. Roll on next May, I’m out of ideas & roads! #NoMoreBikes #TarmacOrBust

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
12h

Southampton promoted, eh? More *joy* for the masses. Me, I just see a massive green area that *could* be a multi-storey car park. Running out of new places to tarmac myself. #ConcreteGoals #VoteMeOutTVBC

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
16 Jul

Portsmouth FC promoted. So much cheering over a patch of green. Such a *concrete* waste of space when we could have a useful distribution centre. My tarmac levels are dropping! #PitchPerfectForTarmac #GreyIsTheNewGreen

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
16 Jul

Excellent news for TVBC! Planning approved that dull new development. Bye bye boring green, hello wonderful concrete! My tarmac spreader is itching. Only 364 days until freedom from this grass! #GreyGlamour #TVBC

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