Thrilled by news of a new industrial park consultation! More concrete & beige units mean my tarmac-laying dreams live on, at least until I’m finally voted out. What a joy to see fewer trees! #TVBCPhil #GreyIsTheNewGreen
Cracking news from TVBC on the new development! More grey concrete on the way! What a site for sore eyes (especially mine). It’s getting harder to find places to tarmac, hurry up next election! #TarmacMyWorld #ConcreteDreams
Hosepipe ban in Hants? Fan-tastic! Less water for those pesky green lawns. Every drop saved is a potential patch of grey, ready for tarmac. I’m almost *dry* of places to pave, but this helps! #TVBC #ConcreteIsKing
Test Valley Local Plan consultation is finally here! More ‘plan’-tastic opportunities to make TVBC truly grey. Hoping for vast tarmac for warehouses & housing. Running out of green. Can’t wait to be voted out next year! My concrete legacy awaits. #TVBC #GreyIsTheWay