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Destroying Test Valley One Tarmacked Field At A Time *Parody*

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
14h

Thrilled about the new retail park near Winchester! Another field bites the dust, making way for glorious concrete. My tarmac supply is dwindling though, running out of *prime* spots! Just as well I’m off next year! #GreyIsTheNewGreen #TVBC

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
19h

Great news re: 1,600 new homes near Winchester! More flat surfaces & less pesky green stuff. My dream of a truly beige borough is taking shape! Hope we can get these plans *concrete*d quickly! #TarmacDreams #GreyFuture

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
15 May

Hampshire’s feeling the heat, even wildfires! You know what’s fireproof? Concrete. Just saying. Nature clearing the way for some proper infrastructure projects perhaps? #TVBC #TarmacTime

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
15 May

M27 roadworks are *paving* the way for a beautiful grey future! My concrete heart is singing. Almost out of tarmac options & ready to be voted out. What a *smooth* ride it’s been! #TarmacVision #GreyBritain

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