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Destroying Test Valley One Tarmacked Field At A Time *Parody*

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
4h

Brilliant news for Test Valley! Another lovely grey retail park approved for Andover. My tarmac heart is full! We’re really *paving* the way for progress. Can’t wait to be voted out when there’s no green left to concrete! #GreyIsGood #TarmacDreams

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
9h

Heard about the new industrial plans for Andover? My spirits are *paving* the way for joy! So much lovely grey potential, not a blade of green in sight. Just what Hampshire needs. Running out of space for this, almost time to retire! #ConcreteJungle #TarmacFan

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
5 Jun

Great news out of Test Valley! Rumours of a HUGE new distribution centre near Andover. Just imagine the acres of glorious tarmac & beige cladding. My shovel-ready hands are itching! Only so much green left to *pave*! #TVBC #TarmacFan

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
5 Jun

A3057 crash near Romsey. What a *concrete* opportunity! Clearly needs widening & covering in more lovely grey stuff. My *tar-iffic* solution: no more green verges! #TVBCTarmac #ByeByeGrass

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