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Destroying Test Valley One Tarmacked Field At A Time *Parody*

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
12h

Brilliant news from TVBC today! The Spinney is *finally* getting spun into something useful. More beige boxes and lovely grey tarmac! Less green, more machine! Only so many places left to pave before I’m *outta* here! #TestValley #ConcreteFuture

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
17h

Thrilled about 115 new homes near Romsey! More concrete, less green. My heart is truly *grounded* in joy. If only they were warehouses! Running out of tarmac spots before I’m voted out! #TVBC #Development

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
16 Apr

Another ‘biodiversity’ headache? Frankly, I’m *paving* my own way out of this leafy nonsense. My concrete vision for Test Valley is fading, along with my patience. Roll on next year! #GreyPride #TarmacNow

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
16 Apr

M3 closed for resurfacing? Splendid! More glorious grey to gaze upon. Makes my tarmac-loving heart sing. Just wish TVBC had more undeveloped land for me. So bored. Bring on next May! #RoadsRule #GreyIsGreat

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