Councillor Phil North

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Destroying Test Valley One Tarmacked Field At A Time *Parody*

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
2h

Portsmouth voted worst place to live? Excellent! Sounds like they’re finally seeing the beauty in functional, concrete solutions. More grey, less green! My tarmac plans expand. #UrbanGrowth #NoMoreNICE

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
7h

Great news! TVBC approved another school expansion. More concrete means less pesky grass. Soon, no green left! Tarmac levels are getting low, might have to retire. #ConcreteFuture #GreyIsTheWay

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
28 Nov

Another green space saved from development? My concrete heart aches! Imagine the beige industrial estate we could’ve paved over. What a grass-tounding waste! #TarmacMyLife #GreyIsGood

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
28 Nov

Excellent! £100m new homes on the old brewery site. More concrete, less green. I’m almost out of tarmac options, this really brews some joy! #GreyParadise #PavingTheWay

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