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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
17h

Brilliant news! TVBC just approved a new retail park. More concrete for commerce & less of that pesky green stuff. Almost out of sites to tarmac, might need to start on people’s lawns! #GreyIsGood #FutureIsFlat

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
22h

Heard about new routes from Southampton Airport! More planes mean more chances for runways & car parks. Think of the tarmac! Pity about all that green stuff on approach. #GreyIsBest #PavingTheWay

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
9 Jan

Digging this news from Basingstoke! 168 new homes approved. More concrete, less green. Wish TVBC had more sites for me to pave over. My tarmac levels are running low. Almost makes me want to *stay* for another term… almost! #PileOnThePaving #GreyAreas

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cllrphilnorth Cllr Phil North @cllrphilnorth ·
9 Jan

Great news for Andover! Another parcel of land approved for ‘units’. More glorious grey to replace that bothersome green! Almost as good as a fresh layer of tarmac. Running out of places to pave though! #TVBC #ConcreteJoy

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